Tree Vandals

So here we are on Thursday. We have had a tree/tulip vandal since Monday(and maybe since last year-someone broke the catulpa tree last year too). Someone, most likely one of the punk kids who go to the middle school across from us, has been breaking branches off the catulpa tree and small maple tree on our tree lawn. Yesterday he escalated to breaking off a tulip, one of two Betsy had in the front yard up by the door and also he hung a condom on the catulpa. Humm, must have not have anyplace else to put one, right? So today I wrote him a small rap and left it on the tree.

yo' punk ass must be wise
to pick on someone yo' size
trees and tulip
yo' is so hip